make me out to be a liar

facebook, is my first go-to for rants about small dogs mischievious endevours. only becuse my blackberry is always within fingers reach, and i can instantly post into facebook and twitter from it. and so, pictures of things that have been destroyed get posted. my status gets updated with rants about her being a jack ass and driving me up the wall. friends/family read this posts, and see the pictures. then they come over, or i take her out somewhere with me, and shes good as gold. and im always being told 'i cant belive you would post such rubbish. how could anything this sweet and this cute have such a rein of terror. shes an angel'

no. shes not. shes the devil, dressed as a cute little dog, with a very sweet face, who is cunning, and destructive. she annoys the cat, screams at the window - at nothing. and she somehow pulls my underware from the hamper, presents it to a room full of people, then goes to town humping said underware in the middle of the room for all to see. dont let the precious little face fool you. shes the devil.