DO NOT EAT THAT SHIT!

Big dog, is gross. Since the day we brought her home 3 or 4 years ago, the kittie litter box as been on lock down, like Fort Knox. She likes to eat shit. literally. shit/poop/fecies/what ever you'd like to call it. SHIT. She loves it. and it doesnt really matter who the shit belongs to, our cat, the neighbours cat, her own, little dog, another dog. really doesnt matter.
 There is nothing that quite compares to being on the phone with someone, missing little dogs cue that she needs to go outside, and her pooping on the floor. Now, becuase your on the phone, you dont notice that big dog is infact over at the puppy pad, inspecting the freshly produced brownie. I turn around (still on the phone) and with out thinking shout out " DO NOT EAT THAT SHIT!" thankfully, my future mother in law knows my dogs, and knows big dogs obbession with shit, and laughs. i quickly grab a poop bag, scoop up the offending matter (or desert if your big dog) and chuck it in the bin. This for some reason, sends little dog into a screaming tail chasing frenzy. **im still on the phone !!** i throw down some toys, and try to finnish my converstation with my mother in law. once the phone call is over, i grab a cup of coffee and plop down on the couch where i am quickly jumped on almost wearing said coffee. "LADIES PLEASE!" . and with that they each take a hip, and snuggle in and go to sleep. seriously? you couldnt *maybe* nap while i was on the fucking phone?! i look down to see the sweetest little faces both staring up at me, with love in their eyes, and shit on their breath.