Sometimes, i am truely convinced little dog barks, to hear the sound of her own voice. on occation, theres a person on the side walk. she of course, goes bat shit crazy. like a mother talking to a child, i try and tell her that, no, she does not infact own the side walk. im sure she understands me. she tilts her little head off to one side, her little beady eyes looking up at me, 'what ever do you mean mum? of COURSE we own the side walk! its in front of our house, thus we own it. and im a 5 pound gaurd dog, so its MY JOB to inform people to get the hell off our side walk.' she makes me giggle.
Yesterday, she figured out how to pop her head out under the curtains covering the side window, which, really is a pointless place for a window, as its 6 feet from the house nextdoor, over looking the TINY shared driveway between the 2 houses. very little sun light comes in through that window. however, the neighbour gets a decent amount through the window they have (facing mine) they have a BEAUTIFUL orange kitty who decided she wanted to lay in the sun puddle. who could blame her? little dog of course, noticed said kitty basking in her orange glory and again, went bat shit crazy. at this point i just stargted to laugh. i laughed and laughed until she noticed me laughing and stopping barking. running over to where i was curled up on the couch and pounced on my chest whimpering and whinning "how can you laugh at a time like this? theres a fucking CAT outside mum" was what her little face explained to me. i continued to laugh my ass off. as though insulted, that i thought this whole ordeal was hilarious, she put her self on a time out in her kennel. i continued to laugh.
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