Official Chinese Crested Butt Warmer

dogs are silly. cresties are no exception. they are silly little beans, full of clown like behaviour. they are little shit disturbers, theives of items (you dont want them to have) from coffee tables, laundry hampers, your dinner plate. most of all, they are 'velcro dogs' where you are, they want to be. what you are doing, the want to do. cats, im told, can be much the same, should the mood strike them. i have had a kittie for the last 8 years. shes a wonderful, bitchy little creature, and i lover her dearly. and i have never used the bathroom alone, since 2004. little dog, until middle dog came home, has been the most attached to me. she follows me around the house. she follows me into the bathroom, just to supervise you know? make sure i manage things ok. she is also , my butt warmer. any time and any where i lay on my stomach : bam. there she is. she lays down on my butt. to keep it warm? it always makes me laugh.